Space shuttle taking pictures of pluto
reveals MH350 passengers skiing down eleven thousand foot ice mountains.
Researchers at the nasa were shocked to
find the entire crew enjoying coconut flavoured smoothies as they jetted their
way down the surprisingly great ski slopes provided by the barren planet.
It should be a crime to have such pristine
slopes. I would take a life of twenty four hour ski-ing over my nine to five
job , anyday. I mean look at those slopes. All they need is a nutrigrain
wholegrain food dispenser and I’m sold.
Looks better than most of the stuff I see
in the French alps. And it’s free.
More than anything we are surprised by the
level of their ingenuity. With no tools and absolutely no technology at their
disposal they managed to create a a snowgun, and custom fitted skis.
The passengers asked if they wanted to
return to earth were emphatic.
“And do what? I was an elderly assistant in
my home country. I was wiping old people’s butts. And now I get to ski every
single day. I’m not going back.I mean sure I miss the x factor and there is no
full English breakfast but then there are perfectly formed blue snowflakes
here…” Replied a young british passenger.
Another passenger when asked the same
question replied simply ,“I’m greek..” to sympathetic sighs from the rest of
the passengers.
Puzzling though is how the passengers have
been getting their food. Scientists have been unable to determine, sources of
food. It’s way to cold for most things to live, and there is no vegetation.
“Maybe it has something to do with the fact
that they are down to a hundred and fifty out of three hundred and sixty five
now. I did see them all collectively eye the hobbling old phillipino lady with
keen culinary interest, now that I think about it. And they did seem awfully
keen for us to come down close, and I’m not sure why they were all wearing
napkins tied around their necks.”
They have however been able to construct an
economy out of nothing though. Capitalist ways die hard,as they say. They make
and exchange things using snowflakes as currency.
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