The Nicki Minaj – Taylor swift twitter feud just had a
startling new development as the Lochness monster got out of it’s hiding
long enough to tweet a response to the Cthulhu while on vacationing in a lake
in a west African country.
“Sorry for my late reply … slow internet out
here in africa so i only saw the post OIA…” referencing the common expression,‘Only in Africa.’
“It has come to my attention that the
chewbaka has mentioned me in a tweet reference about the whole nicki minaj feud……
F&*$# Cthulhu. When I see you we gon’ sort this out,#itsgoingdown#mythicalbeatdown#ohnohedidnt#underwaterssmackdown#Udontknowmelikethatplaya- Lochness (@Lochnessprettyglitter432) July 23 , 2015”
replied a distraught Nessie.
The offending tweet was sent by Chebaka
yesterday july 19th at midnight:
“Haha not the only person to be insecure
about not having a slim body type@Lochnessprettyglitter432 RT’If your video
celebrates women with very slim bodies , you will be nominated for vid of the
year’- Cthulhu (@fearthedarkdepths85), July 21, 2015”
This is the latest in the growing feud
which has embroiled many members of the world both real and imaginary.
Only one day ago , the tooth fairy
complained on twitter after she claimed she had been sneak-dissed by Santa Claus.
“We’ll see how funny it is when my fairies
catch you in a dark corner of the northpole and snatch your leather boots. ”
She also claimed that santa claus beard was
fake, that he was actually nepalese and that he did not read the letters
sent to him by children himself.
Santa claus has said he is planning to sue.
Certain experts have been fearing that the twitter feud may spark world war 3.
"It is moments of turmoil and panic
like these where dangerous leaders rise up and seiz power and sink the world
into despair.
The nicki minaj and taylor swift row has already
caused feuds between world leaders which
experts say could degenerate and cause untold problems.
“Well apparently the Pakistani leader is a
fan of Taylor swift and the Indian leader was famously kicked out of his house
over night after his wife caught him saying sweet nothings to a taylor swift
doll while he was hidden in the toilet. So you can only imagine what it could
mean for Pakistan- India affairs,” Said a distressed expert at the Brookings
Institute.
Although the internet beef has seemingly
been squashed, many suggest the animosity stil remains and there are
many
twitter belligerents who caught onto the beef late , and who by God are
going to get a piece of the action are not going to let such an
opportunity to insult and brag and moan and throw shade at people from
the safety of their anonymity , hiding behind a screen. in their rooms
behind a screen.
The devil meanwhile has distanced himself
from the ongoing controversy saying he has no part to play in it.
“I’ve got my hands full with Syria right
now, and as much as I would like to claim credit from the ongoing events I must
refuse. I thank my well wishers though
for asking about me and for their continued support. I will be throwing mad
evil vibes and years of badluck in your direction shortly, just as soon as I
get another one of these chumps to bomb this Christian city real quick.”
Asked about the prospect that it is
secretly a plan he hatched meant to herald the end of the world , the Man
Downstairs chortled, and then said,
“No not at all I think It has more to do
with the stupidity of western media and the paranoid nature of the public which
tends to blow things out of proportion and give airtime to something as trivial
as a digital spat. I feel sorry for sensible people and causes , which have
been robbed of the spotlight in exchange for this nonsense but who am I to
talk? I am the master of entropy after all.”
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